A substance that has lawdnificent powers!
Awsomer than chuck norris,pirates,realy hot girls AND long weekends put together.
No crap.
John: I just saved money by switching to geico!!
Jeff:That's lawdtastic!
by K*i August 24, 2006
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A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.

Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
My wife’s twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 29, 2021
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A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.

Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
My wife’s twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 29, 2021
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When You see a girl with a nice Butt, "Lawd Jesus, That Ass"
When you see fire, "Lawd, Jesus, There's a Fire"
by inside_you April 7, 2015
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A variation of "Oh Lord!". The spelling is based, phonetically, on a stereotypical southern African-American pronunciation. Rather like "O ma gawd".
Guy1: And then I totally hit dat shit.
Guy2: o lawd.

Grandpa: Back in my day, we used pine cones and tampons!
Impressionable Children: o lawd, here we go again.

KFC Clerk: May I take your ord-
Black Women: O LAWD GET ME A BUCKET O' CHICKEN.
by Nick Hohoho June 14, 2008
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Noun- A member of a roleplaying guild that is physically deformed and therefore can not go out into public without the risk of being hazed.
Xaos Kun- Training pplz to be uber.. listen to me! I really am awesome and im not fat!
Neft- Kay
Eladi- Lol wut
xaos kun- Want life time membership to my fanclub
Eladi- No thanks, youz a sif lawd
neft- owned
by -Pippan- December 21, 2009
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