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lacatoosh 

to whack someone whilst asleep with ones penis
nat:i know lets lacatoosh rob

troy:ok get ur dick out then

(rob wakes up in the morning with a penis shaped bruise on his left cheek)
lacatoosh by troymusefan May 3, 2007
Related Words
physically incapacitated due to the overwhelming comfortable position of a cat or kitten snuggled in one's lap.
"I tried to reach for the remote, but I was lapcatted"
lapcatted by Myleesa Moodswing September 15, 2013

Lazcation 

A Lazcation is where you do absolutely NOTHING during your time off work.

A Lazy Vacation.

You don't go anywhere or do anything, intentionally.

Although there is some debate regarding Lazcation activities. Some approve of Reading or Sleeping or Watching movies. Others rely on a pure view on doing little to nothing.
Q- "I see you are taking time off on Monday, do you have plans to go somewhere"

A- "Nah, I think I'm going to go have a Lazcation instead"
Lazcation by RinFC April 22, 2013
It's like a LOLcat but for law geeks.
Lawlcat on crutches in a train station: "Palsgraf Cat Never Saw it Coming"

Lawlcat in burning wheatfield: "Wickard v. Filburn Cat: Cannot Grow this Wheat for his own use"
lawlcat by Atlanta Law May 1, 2010

Lacatocee 

If someone is missing something in there personality
Your very Lacatocee today
Lacatocee by Julienne February 7, 2020

Laycation 

Taking time off work or school to travel somewhere for the sole purpose of hooking up with some booty
Wow work is really stressin me out, I totally need to go on a Laycation and visit my girls in Toronto and New York!
Laycation by cbantli January 19, 2009