something that rhymes with orange
nat: ill give you £10 if you tell me something that rhymes with orange
troy: ok door hinge
nat: oh shit, here you go
to whack someone whilst asleep with ones penis
nat:i know lets lacatoosh rob
troy:ok get ur dick out then
(rob wakes up in the morning with a penis shaped bruise on his left cheek)
when you wake up with shit on the face up side of your pillow
nat: holy fuck, i woke up with shit on my pillow, not again
troy: ooooops sowi nat! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
rob: looks like nat got Pshits again
wen you put a swedish guy between two bits of bread
troy: nat will you make me a sidsandwich?
nat: sure thing troy, you want cheese on it too?
troy: hell yh
a vaginal shaped mexican food
(pronounced fa jye tars)
troy: pass us the fajitas nat?
nat: sure thing pervert
some1 hu isnt attracted to either sex.
infact isnt attracted to anything.
they are a heartless being.
they are incapable of love and compassion.
they a a hollow case of nothingness.
troy: will do u like boys or girls
will: i dont like either
troy: that makes you NONOSEXUAL
1/2 man 1/2 bear 1/2 pig
al gore: hi, im al gore and i'm here to raise awareness of manbearpig
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