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1. a man who masturbates constantly, usually going from 5 to 99 in 2 seconds. he will masturbate at the drop of a hat, sometimes without even realizing.

2. someone who blacks out when angry and beats the hell out of any offending people
That security guard at the club pulled a lavalle. He beat that guy's ass and the guy is now is the ICU.
by bull sperm drinker June 07, 2011

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