Lastered 

The art of excess drinking, normally resulting in a blackout, that has you so plastered you drop the P.

Person 1: "Hey, remember when John drank eleven beers in 40 minutes and ended up face down in the front yard the other night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man! He was so Lastered."

Lastered by ABCritt November 7, 2011

latered

Used to describe the extent of drunkenness at any given state.

Dan and I drank so much last night, we were so latered.

Dude you are way to latered to drive.

latered by Bobby Steele April 1, 2007

Lauered

When you push the button underneath your desk to lock the door on a young female and show her your genitals.

You know that new intern we have, I Lauered her this morning and man was she pissed.

Lauered by Chadwinkle September 1, 2018

Matt Lauered

To be forcefully penetrated in your anus

I wasn’t into anal, but then I got Matt Lauered and saw what it was all about.

Matt Lauered by NewDefinition2213 October 12, 2019

latered

To have been dismissed, dumped, or fired. Coined by Jonathan Adler on the Top Design Bravo show as shorthand for the exit phrase "see you later, decorator."

What happened on last night's show? Ryan totally got latered. Or, are you and Sally still dating? No, she latered me.

latered by JaneXYZ February 17, 2007

lauered

Being asked stupid, non topic questions in front of large groups to get a response.

Wow you just got lauered with a fucktarded question.

lauered by ghost express February 15, 2017

Lastered 

Owning a cheap, economic, fuel friendly family car and acting like it's an F1 Indy car or something with a hefty sum of horsepower and modifications.

Y'all seen dude down the street with the Camry? Boy Lastered that thing out!

Lastered by TonguePunchHerFartBox January 11, 2024