Lastered

The art of excess drinking, normally resulting in a blackout, that has you so plastered you drop the P.

Person 1: "Hey, remember when John drank eleven beers in 40 minutes and ended up face down in the front yard the other night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man! He was so Lastered."

by ABCritt November 7, 2011

Laster

Someone who thinks they are a Hipster but in fact are one of the last people to find out about a “new” trend.

Mike is such a laster, look he thinks dalgona coffee is such a new trend - mike(pronounced miche) says while sipping Dalgona 2.0

by leo99 May 6, 2020

laster

Mistype of the word later, then an insistence that it really is a word, possibly something suggestive.

I will tell you laster tonight, if you are good

by BradPe February 15, 2008

Laster

one of the famous ship on ARA that last longer than any real relationships out there.

I'm a Laster baby wit'cha bra -RM

by peachymin January 20, 2020

Brian Laster

A total douche fag, typically a brian laster has a very tiny cock and enjoys receiving anal sex more than the average gay male.

Man that guy is a total brian laster

by Guywithasmallone October 21, 2018

evan laster

retard

person 1: yo look at that guy, such a retard
person 2: yea he's a complete evan laster

by steeee davenport February 14, 2018

Lastered

Owning a cheap, economic, fuel friendly family car and acting like it's an F1 Indy car or something with a hefty sum of horsepower and modifications.

Y'all seen dude down the street with the Camry? Boy Lastered that thing out!

by TonguePunchHerFartBox January 11, 2024