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last week's news 

a term used to describe something that's common knowledge, old news; second rate to yesterday's news
Barry tries to keep us informed but the WM is always reaching out with last week's news, wtf
last week's news by Director December 11, 2007

Last week of school of the decade 

Let’s make it the Best week ever! Also we all have to Stand on a table and Scream “It’s the last week!!!!”
Isn’t it the last week of school of the decade? (Stands in table and screams It’s the last week!!!)

that is so last week 

Not in style, old fashioned but in a sarcastic way.
That is so last week!! Look at her shoes!!

Died in a prison riot last week

The appropriate response when asked where someone is/went.
Person 1: Where is John?
Person 2: John died in a prison riot last week.

last weekend 

a term when your boyfriend or girlfriend is an asshole/bitch to you for no reason at all. and then when you call them the dont pick up because they think your calling to dump them
"dude my boyfriend totally pulled a last weekend"
last weekend by mamas boy December 22, 2005

Last weeks meatloaf 

The sexual act of licking someones butthole after awhile of not showering and after a bowel movement. You can call it last weeks meatloaf especially if there are dingleberries involved!
Hey man, I just had Michelle's last weeks meatloaf! I swear I was drunk!