last one there is a penis pump 

1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.

2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation.

The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/

While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!

last one there is a penis pump by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

last one to cum 

last one to cum is a game, mainly used for hazing rituals and drunken shamings. It involves a group of guys standing around something edible, normally a peace of bread or a cookie. they all start jerking off and ultimately cum on the cookie. the last person to cum has to eat the cookie.

tonight you pledges have to play last one to cum

last one to cum by Campus Mischief March 28, 2005

Last one to faint

A popular practice used to determine who out of a group of people will carry out an unpopular task - if such an issue becomes contested, someone must call out "Last one to faint!" and all those present must pretend to faint. The last person to do so must do the chore (for example), even if they don't know the rules.

Barnaby: Ouccchh... who's gonna tell Chrissy he's not invited to the party?
Krispin: Last one to faint!
All: Ahhhhhhh BRUNO!
Bruno: Aww man!

Last one to faint by Ungerdog June 27, 2007

Last one standing 

A person who is the last one standing, or sitting... or sleeping. Basicly it's just being the last one who is alive at the time.

Person 1: I'M THE LAST ONE STANDING
Person 2: *Shoots person 1* "No.. I am.".

.. What a badass

Last one standing by MrTophat2875 May 25, 2021

Kill Every Last One Of Them 

A command often issued by irritable princes who have had nine years to build up anger about their family being massacred and five years to dream of killing childhood friends who are believed to have been involved in said massacre.

Knight: Your Highness, some people outside said the Kingdom is too cold, what should we do?
Dimitri: Kill every last one of them!

Kill Every Last One Of Them by SkyborneScout November 19, 2019

man and boy, every last one of them 

A sarcastic retort made during a chaffing tongue-in-check conversation, which pokes fun at a jocular unsubstantiated incorrect summary of an entire group of people

chap1: Did you see that guy balance on a toilet, upside down, with his legs chained together, with his head in a football, playing a 12-string guitar and singing "I Did It My Way"?
chap2: Bah. Street artists. They're all the same. Trying to fleece you for bag of crap performance.
chap1: Yea. They're all the same. Man and boy, every last one of them.
chap2: And another thing, the toilet wasn't even plumbed in - it wouldn't have flushed ...
chap1: Yea. Plumbers. They're all wasters. Man and boy, every last one of them.

man and boy, every last one of them by noddy330 June 23, 2009

Kill every last one of them 

A saying when your house leader wants you to kill every last one of them. Bonus points if your house leader is consumed by darkness that has built up over the years.

Dimitri: Kill every last one of them!
Me: No!! We can't dude, we have too many weak units!

Kill every last one of them by Thatsnotgaybro October 10, 2019