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last day of school

the best and the worst day of the whole year. you're happy cuz you don't have to be with all the idiots that happen to go to your school. but you're freaking sad cuz you don't get to see any of your friends or accomplices for a whole summer.
on the last day of school you usually get to play games in all your classes but make sure you don't cuss at your teachers cuz they'll get you punished somehow. almost all girls and a few boys cry after the dissmisal bell rings
person 1: IT'S THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!
person2: *sniffles* i know...
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last day on earth 

Me:hey jim its the last day on earth!
Jim:OMG WHAT DO WE DO
Me:dude relax it will all be over soon
Jim:NO IM OUTAA HERE
(jim leaves)
Me:hes gone i can f**k his wife

last day banana 

An overly ripened banana that is yellow with brown spots and is beginning to soften thereby needing to be consumed immediately to avoid spoilage.
The grocer only had last day bananas in stock so I'll wait until a fresh load is delivered later this week before purchasing.

Last Day Itis 

A feeling of giddiness and irresponsibility that overcomes people on their last day at a job. Usually occurs when a person is leaving one company for a better job with another.

Does not ordinarily occur when someone gets canned.
Don't expect Jim to finish that report before he leaves, he's got a bad case of Last Day Itis.

Last day of school

Be extra nice to your friends and see if they notice it’s the last days of school
You: the end of the school year has come😋
Friends: I’m so exited

You: (being extra nice)
Friends: why are you being so kind?
You: sorry I can’t tell you look at urban dictionary to find out. Also it is the last day of school

Last day of console

Cant get shit on, on yo last day of console
You can kill me it’s my last day of console
Last day of console by Korrin11 November 5, 2020

Last Day Activity 

1. An unfortunate incident that causes it to be a person’s last day at their job.
Or
2. A spectacular event carried out by an employee who has already decided that this will be their last day at their current job.
“Who could’ve predicted that Gary telling the boss to go fuck himself would be a Last Day Activity? Everyone, that’s who.”“The guy from accounting who went streaking through the last board meeting picked one helluva Last Day Activity.”