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Fijian Lava Lamp 

To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:

A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.

NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.
LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?

BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.
Fijian Lava Lamp by DD81RB74 July 24, 2016

lava lamp 

My friend has a lava lamp and we like to trip out and stare at it.
lava lamp by Celeste A. April 18, 2006

Lava Lamp 

(noun) When a dude, while lying on his back, nuts in a chick without protection. She then squats above his head, hovering her pussy over his eyeball, letting the jiz sloooooooooowly drip out; he watches wide-eyed the whole time.
"Hey Ted, how did you get pink eye?" "Oh, I let the hot chick I picked up at the unemployment office give me a Lava Lamp last Tuesday." old king clancy cream pie arabian goggles glass bottom boat ride feltching
Lava Lamp by Gettin' It.... October 14, 2016

Lava Lamp 

A groovy lamp that is fun to stare at for hours on end. Best when you're high on weed
Lava Lamp by Acid God February 26, 2003

lava lamp dance 

A slow pulsing, undulating dance that resembles lava lamps. What dykes look like when they dance. This refers ONLY to large dykes--not lesbians in general. Like lava lamps, the dykes' lava lamp dance is VERY hypnotic!
Whoa--even though those dykes are tryin' to rock out, they're still doing their slow lava lamp dance!
lava lamp dance by CK7 July 16, 2006

Lava lamp blast 

When someone shoves a hot lava lamp up someone ass and they like it. Commonly used by two fags Usually one Jewish and one a white prick, but both rich and republicans
Drew lava lamp blasted Michael in the ass very hard and he loved it so he moaned very loud