Larrissa Wolton 

Born to Tina Turner and Flava Flav, Larrissa Wolton is the highly-revered, no-nonsense, eye-patched Queen of the babeslices. Known for her jet blonde hair, wicked ways and a stare that would make Pierce Brosnan blush, she is a fucking terrifying individual. She maintains her strength by drinking a standard 50/50 mixture of unicorn tears and childrens blood. This, along with a strenuous regime of fighting and napping, keeps her in tip-top shape, just in case anyone says anything about her tits.

Knowing no bounds is her only boundary.

Builder: "Nice tits"

Larrissa Wolton (aka Blabe-splice): "I only know two things; taking names and kicking ass. And I forgot my pencil. Come at me bro."

Larrissa Wolton by Pete845 October 13, 2011

Larrissa cancerdia 

A lil bitch who nobody fw she is gay and sucks dick she a whore too and she also thinks she shit for stealing a small dick man I hope she gets jumped, she's a fake ass hoe big stomach no titties 88 nipples and resembles a constipated jojo siwa sksksks

Girls- "we it's a rat"
Josh- "that's larrissa cancerdia"
Girls-" same thing, lmao"

Larrissa cancerdia by Jwequeenduh September 18, 2019

dirty larrissa 

Someone who will go out of her way to send you a selfie of her dropping a deuce.

Man, I was chatting with this babe of a dating app and she dirty larrissaed me. I don’t know if I’m disgusted or turned on. I’m a bit ashamed of myself now

dirty larrissa by Glenstinderemail March 16, 2020

Larissa 

She is literally an amazing friend, on the contrary from other definitions she is not very popular but has enough friends to always make them feel good, she is a free spirit, she loves being with her friends and will always be there for you. If you ever need something don't doubt that Larissa will be there

Person 1: hey im feeling down

Person 2: Have you talked with Larissa already

Larissa by larita.patitas October 25, 2020

Larissa 

Larissa's are usually extremely smart and outgoing women they can seem shy at first but once they open up they can be the life of the party they have an amazing personality and body they are usually brunettes but sometimes they can be blondes once you hurt a Larissa they will never trust you again you can fall in love with a girl name Larissa very easily Larissa's are fashionable women and seems to be very popular they love making new friends and having a good time Larissa's are good friends and good listeners they stay loyal to the person they date and people they love she has an amazing smile and eyes a sexy body

Guy one, Larissa is absolutely amazing

Guy two, I agree she sure does now how to lighten up a room

Larissa by Holly69 August 15, 2016

Larissa 

the hottest baddest bitches alive. everyone who is given this name is destined to be awesome. they may look intimidating but if you're nice to them they will love you instantly

girl A: wow she's hot! do you know her?
girl B: yeah! her name's Larissa

girl A: that makes so much sense

Larissa by beyourowngoddess July 16, 2021

Larissa 

a girl who looks up her name in urban dict and gets scared by how accurate most of the defenitions are so she makes her own to scare more Larissas

Larissa: *looks up name in urban dict*
Also Larissa: "im calling my lawyer who be stalking me"

Larissa by bananasmakemedie April 16, 2019