Yardstick 

A One Hundred Dollar Bill

“How much is that sack gonna run me?”

“Throw me a yardstick”

Yardstick by meanstreetsreggie August 17, 2019

Lardsacks 

A slang term for an obeese woman's breats. They tend to be deformed, covered in stretchmarks, and bulging out of a shirt that is too tight. People with lardsacks tend to think they are very attractive and try too pull off a get-up that is not even appropriate for those of supermodel status.

Origin: A nasty girl who OVER exposes her breasts to attract attention to them and divert everybody's eyes from her poor excuse for a body.

You: Jesus! Look at her, she should not be wearing that. Nobody wants to see that.

Friend: Ew. Those lardsacks need to be covered up.

You: Yeah! She even wore shorts too!

Friend: Lord have mercy on us

(Then somebody usually proceeds to gag)

Lardsacks by Gravois May 29, 2009

yardstick 

a line of cocaine so big and girthy the only capable nose that can handle one will be found etched on the side of mount rushmore

holy shit, you blow monkeys keep ripping yardsticks that big your going to end up like jim morrison or even worse doing atrain bad with a rough case of the "meth mouth"

yardstick by poopbandit#2 April 26, 2007

Tardstick 

An idiot, exactly 36" of imbecile.

He's a tardstick, he thinks addiction is a disease and Obama was a great leader.

Tardstick by erbilohcan June 2, 2018

lardscicle 

Someone named "tristan"

look at that retard! he must be named "lardscicle"!

lardscicle by GGraterson March 27, 2021

ladystick 

A term used to define the penis of a transgendered man who is still in pre-op.

Also used when a woman (be she gay or straight) straps on a dildo.

Example one:

Dave: Doesn't Mark know that's a man?

Steve: It's alright. He'll get a big surprise when she pulls out her ladystick.

Example two:

Donna: Wow! I didn't realized Karen strapped it on...

Michelle: What, you mean her ladystick? Well how else is she suppose to level 5 her girlfriend?

ladystick by Jadairo July 2, 2008

yardstick 

1. A real pain in the ass.
2. An object that parents use to inflict pain and fear into their children.

1. Tom: "I hate our 8:00am class!"
John: "Ya waking up that early is such a yardstick...."

2. Mom: "Clean up your room, I'm tired of seeing that mess."
Child: "Then don't look at it!"
Mom: "Thats it I'm getting the yardstick."
Child: "No, no!! I'll clean it up!!!
Mom: "Thats what I thought you said.."

yardstick by cshannon17 March 7, 2010