3 definitions by erbilohcan

Tardstick

An idiot, exactly 36" of imbecile.

He's a tardstick, he thinks addiction is a disease and Obama was a great leader.

by erbilohcan May 4, 2018

Headhunter

A female who only places the glans in her mouth when performing fellatio.

She only works the tip, she's such a headhunter

by erbilohcan May 4, 2018

Endtable

The lower end of a female's back where you place your beverage or remote when having doggy-style sex.

It was taking so long I could have played monopoly on her endtable.

by erbilohcan May 4, 2018