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lardbanger 

One who has sex with a fat person.
Yeah my friend fucked that chick with four chins, what a lardbanger.
lardbanger by Shaqburger July 1, 2003
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Larkmanite 

a person hailing from the a council estate named 'The Larkman' in Norwich, UK. The women will usually be found adorning large amounts of cheap gold jewelry often purchased at F H Hinds on St. Stephens street situated very conveniently near to ARGOS, poundland and Iceland - all places a Larkmanite is likely to be found. The men generally stay at home and play on their PSP's the more fortunate will often own a moped on which they will ride around Norwich city centre. Residents of the Larkman tend to stick together and rarely wonder far from the estate - they keep it in the family and have a motto for meeting ones partner - 'Why cross the street when you can cross the hall',
A. Look at those scummy people who are they?...
B. They are Larkmanites from the Larman estate - do not look them directly in the eyes (this is totaly dependant on them having two working eyes)
Larkmanite by Beaver... October 17, 2008
Dude in Scottish but with man at the end. It's a brotherhood, if your not about t then don't try it. Ladmans also have shrimps.
ladman by For sure ladman April 6, 2017

largmanoodle 

when some thot pours hot lava on your dick
i was walking around and a thot tried to largmanoodle me
largmanoodle by Riley, Zac June 23, 2019

Lardaneous

A descriptor to describe something that is of or that of a lard, having the attributes of a lard
OMG why did you ignore my text?! You are acting so lardaneous!
Lardaneous by lardlover May 20, 2021

laidman's terms 

Complex acts and emotions related to sex described by a sexually experienced man. Layman's terms--but from a man that has been laid.
Jack: "Hey Rob, how can you tell if a girl likes you?"
Rob: "Let me put this in laidman's terms for you. You know when a dog wags its tail and wipes it ass on the floor? It's like that."
Jack: "Nice pun dude!"