an extremely versatile weapon from the perfect dark series, this weapon, while being one of the higher speed assult weapons is also able to be throw against any surface where it then becomes a stationary gun turrent.

*very useful for shooting round corners*

after firing a round of ammo at the enemy i gave up and simply threw the laptop gun round the corner...sweet juicy death was soon to follow. ^.^

laptop gun by twilight being February 4, 2007

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Laptopping

The conscious act of placing a laptop computer on the womens back while have sex, or making love.

laptopping is a new craze swarming the nation!

Laptopping by sanctusunus December 10, 2012

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sideways laptoping

The art of lying horizontal on your side in your overly comfortable bed and making your laptop do the same. It is particularly practical when negotiating facebook or watching downloaded episodes. Doctors have been known to recommend it to avoid neck problems caused by assuming uncomfortable positions in order to successfully view important episodes. Warning: at times this practice can result in accidental sleep and a need to repeat the last few minutes of the viewing.

As I lay in my bed sideways laptoping, I watched 249029380 episodes of community, allowing the disturbing events of the previous night to drift into oblivion.

sideways laptoping by thepogonnalist November 7, 2011

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Laptopping

Laptopping is where you sit on someone's lap until they become uncomfortably warm.

Jim: Dude, I was laptopping Pam last night.
Henry: How hot did she get?
Jim: Very

Laptopping by littlernermaid October 17, 2013

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