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3.
Synonym for laptop .::.
Joey: "Where's my laptap?"
Carlos: "3 clicks north of the ubiquitous meatseat"
by Keegan Gnartin April 03, 2008
 
1.
Any sexual position in which the man is sitting and the woman sits in his lap.
Last night, I had the best lap tap of my life!
by catkicker mcpeeee December 07, 2010
 
2.
When you are getting a lap dance and she accidently ball taps you.
It was all great until she lap tapped me.
by GuyInALotOfPain December 09, 2010