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A person from the country of Laos, a landlocked country in Southeast Asia between Vietname and Thailand.
-"Are you Chinese or Japanese?"
-"I'm Laotian."
-"You're the ocean? What ocean?"
-"Laotian. From Laos, Stupid. It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million."
-"So are you Chinese or Japanese?"

From King of the Hill
laotian by Poji August 27, 2005
Person whose origin is from the country of Laos.
I'm not American, I'm Laotian.
laotian by johnjames1231@hotmail.com December 20, 2003
The world's most prestigious class of black people
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lagosians by Bolu February 1, 2006
A name for the native peoples of Laos. btw, Lao people HATE being called "laotian", they much better preffer to be called "Lao."
Jao bpen koun Lao. (I am a laotian person)
laotian by Kanitha October 7, 2007

Laotian Breakfast 

When your girl is giving you a handy, and straight up Hulk grabs your cock and squeezes until the head turns purple.
“Aye Dog, I’m walking with a limp after that Laotian breakfast my girl gave me this morning.”
Lasiana is the most kind-hearted person ever. She'll make sure to stay with you during thick and thin, and always raises her voice against evil.
Lasiana is a true friend
lasiana by gviznorgvzidofhv March 21, 2018