landbeast

A behemoth, ravenous woman that will devours any food-like substance including small children and animals.

Holy shit! That bitch is a landbeast! She's gotta be pushing at least a deuce and a half.

landbeast by JCC January 11, 2004

lunkfast

when you wake up so late in the day that you cannot call your meal breakfast or lunch but a mixture of the two is needed
the equivalent of brunch but not with tea and cakes and far less formal

i woke up uber late today so i went to the kitchen to make some lunkfast.

lunkfast by LittleMsTwinkleToes August 19, 2012

lankmaster

nickname given to one who is extremely lanky and often uses their lankyness to benefit them in ways non-lanks can only dream of. (also see lanky)

hey kevin, can you get that can from the top shelf for me? gaddamn your lanky. hey everyone, kevin's the lankmaster!

lankmaster by Jane_Bond October 27, 2003

Lankfest

One who is tall and lanky at the same token and/or has an elongated stride/reach compared to the average humans skeletal structure.

Sean: "Wow that friend of your's Joey is a lankfest."

Richard: "Righhht"

Sean: "That fucker looked prehistoric."

Lankfest by Treboratoirnator November 12, 2006

lankenstein 

A lanky person who walks with their arms like a Tyrannous Rex or a mentally challenged child

Wow Connor is a real lankenstein his arms are so long and lanky he has to walk like a t-rex

lankenstein by Jesus Suarez August 18, 2016

Lunkfast

Before breakfast and after lunch.

I'm going to have poached eggs and Blueberry Tillamook ice cream for lunkfast every day until I turn into a blue chicken.

Lunkfast by Bernard bumpercress August 16, 2014

lunkfest 

A meal taking the place of both breakfast and lunch. Unlike "brunch" which is usually a hearty, planned affair in a restaurant, lunkfest usually consists of fast food or whatever food is lying around the house, and is usually the result of sleeping in to the point where eating a separate breakfast and lunch would be impractical.

Guy: I overslept.
Other guy: That sucks, you missed breakfast.
Guy: Who cares? I can still eat lunkfest.

lunkfest by oversleeper March 29, 2009