Guy 1: Did you hear about Nick?
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: He pulled a lankes with 4 of his friends!
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: He pulled a lankes with 4 of his friends!
by EFuentes April 12, 2017
Similar to the term 'cranking', this verb represents the simultaneous combination the of laughing and masturbation. Not a common pairing, and those conducting the act would appear to be slightly insane.
Girl (to boyfriend): What the hell are you doing?
Boy: I'm lanking. It's so wrong it is right. Please don't leave me.
Boy: I'm lanking. It's so wrong it is right. Please don't leave me.
by glastofan November 10, 2011
by Lank A Dank April 5, 2015
by taylicious July 7, 2010
by Jess Is A S-a-L April 4, 2009
Type of walk an already lanky person does that accentuates his/her lankiness. It involves a slight leaning forward, on your toes type of approach. Typically, the lanky individual involuntarily does the lank-walk while in a hurried state of mind (or when he/she thinks nobody is watching), leading one to believe that this is how he/she would always walk if not for purposeful inhibition.
Paul: Why are you walking like that?
Laschelle: (Perplexed) That's how I always walk.
Paul: You've perfected the lank walk.
Laschelle: (Perplexed) That's how I always walk.
Paul: You've perfected the lank walk.
by jols007 October 13, 2010