San Lang

a nickname meaning "third son" in Chinese Mandarin. Is also a ultra mega simp lord that stalks their crush for 800 years.

"San Lang help me there's a gust of wind coming my way!"
-Protecc mode-

by Shrekerman May 22, 2021

Lang Rat

If you hang out at the west-shore {McDonald's}, {vape} and sometimes do {molly}. First of all your {stupid}

ugh i hate koen taylor, hes such a lang rat

by tinyplasticjesus May 27, 2019

clubber lange

(verb) clubber lange. To deliver a hefty punch, usually a hook, often to the larynx, but mostly to the chin.

I'm gonna clubber lange that chump!

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

Lang

Something that can't be picked up

Hey brah check out that lang!

by Max Cringe July 18, 2014

alexis lang

a slutty hoe who likes porn

Damb Alexis Lang was doing the reverse cowgirl on porrnhun

by pornlover1221123 March 28, 2017

San Lang

the hottest demon king ever in Heaven's Official Blessing. am a big simp..

San Lang is THE HOTTEST MAN.

by senorpugbean September 13, 2021

Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2021