| 1. | Mexican Tornado | ||
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A group of 5 or more mexican landscapers with blowers and rakes on the side of the road creating a Tornado of leaves for all to pass through. You're driving down a windy sidestreet when all of the sudden everything gets all crazy. Leaves are everywhere, you can't see clearly. You hear a loud obnoxious noise You are in the eye of a mexican tornado. Drive quickly but don't hit any of the mexican landscapers.
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| 2. | Mexican French Horn | ||
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Hand held leaf blower, such as used by gardeners and landscapers. It's only eight o'clock and the gardeners must be here already. I hear the Mexican French Horns.
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| 3. | lawn party | ||
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When a bunch of landscapers are working on a lawn and their vehicles are parked along outside the road. dude 1, "check out the Mexican invasion"
dude 2, "yea dude, total lawn party" |
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| 4. | Mexican Air-Guitar | ||
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The activity of landscapers(typically of the Latino persuasion) swinging their leaf blowers and weed-wackers around during spring cleanup time in the Northeast USA. "I can't even hear myself think! Those landscapers next-door playing Mexican Air-Guitar are annoying the shit out of me with that noise!"
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| 5. | Mexican Bait | ||
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Any item such as an old chair, table, desk ect from your basement that you dont want anymore and are too lazy to take to the salvation army so you place the item in broad daylight at the end of your driveway for some Mexican landscaper or salvager to take. In a few hours low and behold your shits gone because some mexican took it. this is a quick and easy way to get ride of shit that you don't want before garbage day. Guy 1: "hey man you want this desk from my basement?"
Guy 2: "no thanks dude that thing looks ancient as fuck and has a huge hole on the side of it" Guy 1: "fuck your right, ugh but trash night isnt until wednesday and its monday" Guy 2: "i have an idea. Wait, See those mexican landscapers with their truck?, i bet if you leave it outside they might take it." Guy 1: "alright lets try it." 30 min later Guy 1: "haha it fucking worked, my old shit is fucking bait, ill call it Mexican Bait. |
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| 6. | Mexican Maserati | ||
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A generic term for the biggest, baddest, most beautiful, pimped out professional lawn mowing equipment available. Highly sought after by Mexican landscapers across the nation, usually a zero-turn industrial mower that rivals the bling factor of a lowrider car. A Status Synbol, it's ridden by the crew leader a.k.a "el jefe". Today must have been mowing day, all the landscapers were out on their Mexican Maseratis.
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| 7. | Guacamole | ||
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A nickname for Mexican workers in the US. (Landscapers, painters, etc.) I just saw 10 guacamoles in that van.
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