1. Adjective describing someone who is Not Funny. This person usually thinks he is funny though, volunteering his jokes and creating an awkward "Why oh why did you feel you had to volunteer this?" atmosphere in the group. This person would be considered lame.

2. Onew Condition
1.
Person A: *picks up object* "What is this?"
Person B: *picks up identical object* "It's this!"
Person A: ...
Person B: *cracks up but slows to a stop at lack of response*
Person A: ...Lame.

2. "Whatever he does, it's Onew Condition~"
by shining blingbling October 19, 2008
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Someone who makes dad jokes and very dorky. Not to say they are uncool, but they have a cringe-worthy humor that definitely can be endearing.
Son: Dad is so lame.
Mom: Yeah, but we love him anyways.
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noun or adjective used to describe someone or something which is not cool.
Raymond is such a lame.
OMG that's really lame.
by Wonderful12345 November 17, 2010
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the state of being lame.
The poser's lameness knew no bounds; he thought I'd be impressed by his hairy chest and his Pontiac.
by snarkette May 29, 2004
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When a guy says it it is referred to being uncool

Guy 1: Dude let's go to this wicked house party!
Guy 2: no that sounds like a bad thing...
Guy 1: Dude you're so lame.

When a girl says it to a guy it is used in a cute way to joke around or be flirty

Guy: You're so cute when you make stupid jokes
Girl: Omg shut up Lol you're so lame, my jokes are funny. Lol you're lame. Lol
by selfiequeen June 11, 2014
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A person who thinks about sex and anything related to it constantly. And...
an exotic sexy mama who cant get enough of those chocolate boys with an addictiong for "a lil somethin something" know what im saying a freak on the streets and in bed
And...
Can also be realted to a Jackel or demond child
Man of Color #1: She keeps looking at me
Man of Color #2: Thats only because she is a lamees

Man #1: oh damn, its harlem, if only lamees were here
Man #2: id tap that
by Gina Jumper July 6, 2008
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Something that is nice and soft and cuddly and curvy and smart and not lame
Who's that soft intelligent beast over there?

That's Lamees.
by Habbo Torro March 30, 2009
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