6 definitions by snarkette
n. 1) An aesthetically unfortunate physiological condition which leaves its victims with no discernable narrowing of the ankle between the calf and the foot. 2) An ankle which has no discernable narrowing from the calf to the foot. History: The word is derived a combination of the words calf and ankle. Victims of this condition are advised to avoid the following: ankle boots, ankle-strap shoes, anklets, ankle socks, ankle tattoos, high-top shoes, and any other footwear or legwear that might draw attention to the cankle region.
by snarkette March 5, 2005
Brad is so vain, he's had a nose job, Botox, liposuction, and those awesome pecs of his are just himplants.
by snarkette April 23, 2003
The poser's lameness knew no bounds; he thought I'd be impressed by his hairy chest and his Pontiac.
by snarkette May 29, 2004
Short for "Baby's Daddy". The father of your child, whom you did not marry, and with whom you are not currently involved.
by snarkette April 23, 2003
by snarkette April 23, 2003
V. A derrogatory phrase derived from the smaller school bus used to ferry special education students to and from school. 1) To act in an immature or stupid way. 2) To be an immature or stupid person. 3) To drive an especially large S.U.V.
by snarkette April 23, 2003