Jenna Lameson 

A woman who fancies herself a whore in bed yet turns out to be a disappointment.

Bill: So how did the date with Beth go last night?
Tom: It sucked. She talks a big game but in the end she was just another Jenna Lameson.

Jenna Lameson by wrangerti December 5, 2013

Lamesoup 

A horrible word that a teacher came up with to try to replace "Lamesauce". "Lamesoup" should never be used on any occasion unless mocking someone who is obviously attempting to be cool but failing miserably.

Teacher: Well I know that this is test is lamesauce...
Student: No. Never say that again.
Teacher: What?
Student: Lamesauce. Never say that again.
Teacher: Ok, I know that this test is lamesoup...
Class: *groans*

Lamesoup by Kuragari-San November 2, 2010

Lameonaide

1. A word to explain something terribly lame, which in turn makes the word itself lamer.

2. A stand in which you sell beverages, of LAMENESS!

Shramm: "An Essay a day keeps the F's away!"
Nav: "That was lamer than a lameonaide stand."
MurryHam: "*laughing* What the fuck? Lameionaide? Now thats fucking lame!"
Nav: "That was the point... Dumbass!"

Lameonaide by MurryHam August 17, 2008

Lamson 

Verb: always falling asleep in class and never buying textbooks but managing to maintain good grades through secret magic powers

Dude, I didn't study at all for that test but I pulled a lamson and passed

Lamson by yourfaceisapie October 20, 2008

lameontologist 

(n) lameontologist: (lāmēˌənˈtäləjist)

one who follows formerly mainstream trends that are neither old nor new enough to be bold, daring, or innovative.

ORIGIN early 21st cent.: from lameo- of a certain french douchebag + Greek onta ‘beings’ (neuter plural of ōn, present participle of einai ‘be’ ) + -logy .

1. "Are you seriously wearing shutter shades in a non-ironic manner? Those are so 2006. Go digging at Nordstrom Rack for more washed-up choices in accessories you fucking lameontologist.

lameontologist by Some other douchebag December 27, 2010

Lamesome 

1. Something that is awesome, but lame at the same time

2. Something that is lame, but awesome at the same time

Greg got drunk last night and it was awesome, but he fell asleep in a snow bank and it was cold which was lame, so overall he had a lamesome night.

Lamesome by Grapeness December 23, 2009

Lameon 

A sexy male who is somehow addicted to a game called Runescape. Never the less Hawt all over.

Dude, He's such a lameon! He's hot and all but he plays that stupid video game!

Lameon by Lolzors247r2442 March 29, 2009