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Lamposting 

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.
Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.
Lamposting by c.harris April 18, 2018
phonetically; LAME-ZA

1. A person who avoids work or effort.
2. A person whom resembles a lump.
3. A lazy ass
I'm not given'er 180% so you can only contribute 20% of your lamesa ass effort.... You're such a Lamesa!
Lamesa by MennoMex April 16, 2012

lamestain 

A fake Gen-X/Seattle-Scene slang term for an uncool person. Invented when Grunge went national.
Frank Rich of the "New York Times" bought all that stuff about Seattle-speak? Wow! What a lamestain.

Jebraun Lames 

Someone with the natural gift and talents to be something special or legendary but come up way short and even become hated.
That Jebraun Lames is so talented it's too bad everyone hates him.
Jebraun Lames by tacotruckd December 2, 2011

lameoids 

A lameoid is someone who is lame. It is basically the noun form of the adjective word "lame"
Matt: "Are you two going to the show tonight?"

Alison & Marlo: "Nah, we're just going out to get something to eat."

Matt: "You lameoids!"

Late Night Lameo 

Someone who stays up late every night, and watches pointless infomercials and enjoys it so much that they must share their pointless viewings with another Late Night Lameo.
A Late Night Lameo is very proud, and thinks that being lame is actually awesome.
Late Night Lameo 11:50am "omg! the magic bulletis on!"

Late Night Lameo 21:52am "no way! im watching the miracle juicer!"

Late Night Lameo 11:54am "bahahahaha, i want juice"

Late Night Lameo 21:56am "i know right! and a kfc chicken bowl."

Late Night Lameo 12:00am "mmmmm,, kfc chicken bowl...."