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Lambton Residence

A small, old, moldy motel, Now know as Lambton residence. You will often mistake it for a small prison to which dreams go to die. Now inhibited by county hicks, stoners and stuck up assholes in Paramedic, the student social life is really dead. If you expect any fun activities to be held at residence... don't.
Mary: oh where do you live?

Jake: I live in Lambton Residence.
Mary: oh..ew.
Lambton Residence by heyo896753 March 22, 2020
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Lambton College 

A college located in Sarnia, Ontario, best known for its nursing and massage therapy programs. The people who attend Lambton are usually the individuals who did not get into a University, or any other college for that matter. They also really don't know how to survive in the real world because they are either a. still living with their parents in Sarnia or b. living on some divey street downtown being a bum and not doing dick all. They do not party hard, even if they say they do, because Sarnia has no real parties.
Hey man, I heard you just graduated from Lambton College?

Yah I did, but I'm still working at Mcdonalds because no one wants to hire me.
Lambton College by doodles13 October 3, 2010
From root verb "Lamber"; Dominican word that can be used as both an adjective or noun describing:

1. Someone who engages in blatant and unjustified flattery; An ass-kisser.
2. A person who shamelessly tries to get a share of another person's properties or worth (such as food or social status) without actually having the appropriate level of closeness to this person. They have impaired recognition of boundaries which can lead to very uncomfortable situations as few people know how to deal with them without directly telling them to fuck off.
1. "Coño ese mamaguevo sí es lambon, después que el flaco le metió la mano anda diciendo que son amigos." (Damnit that asshole is such an ass kisser, after the skinny one kicked his ass he goes around saying they're friends.)

2. "Si tú no sabes de barrio, pistola o de callejón, sálgase del medio, no sea lambón." (If you know nothing about hoods, guns or alleys get out of the way don't be lambón.)
Lambon by Sr. Doñé Mota December 5, 2012

lambdong 

a decent size dong, with abnormally large testicles that is almost fully consumed by hair.
Person #1: dang boiiiii, is that a lambdong?
Persong #2:nawwww dude thats two basketballs, a stick, and a couple weasels.
lambdong by santacruz89989 March 14, 2013
Your typical small town. This is the type of town usually portrayed in older black and white movies or flashbacks to older times.
Pleasantville and that city from Back to the Future are just like Lampton
Lampton by Rumpsringer April 4, 2010
When someone invites you to a party and you only go there for the food and cake, than leaves.

Fulano #1: Manin, quiere una mordia de este chimi?

Fulano #2: Si, loco que se me olvidaron lo cuarto en el caro

Fulano #1: Diablo, tu si ere un lambon. Siempre con cuarto pero nunca quiere solta
Lambon by Baja tanga February 3, 2010
Spanish for free loader- A person always asking for money or whatever.
a) Lambon(a) is a person that goes to a party without being invited

b) A person who goes to your house who eats your food and bounces
Lambon(a) by twistedmind034 July 1, 2009