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landed by monkeynator June 24, 2005
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Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?
Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.
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La La Landed
When a couple breaks up because it is "right person, wrong time", with the expectation of getting back together a year or more later, but when they meet again one of them has moved on.
yo, my homie Ryan got la la landed as fuck. Casey even said she'd be willing to try again after her senior year was over.
La La Landed by insomniacwithnightmares September 23, 2017
Eagle has Landed
part of speech: idiom
Originally used by Neil Armstrong when the first man-made craft (the "Eagle") landed on the moon, now used to indicate the completion of a "mission objective".
Originally used by Neil Armstrong when the first man-made craft (the "Eagle") landed on the moon, now used to indicate the completion of a "mission objective".
1. Neil Armstrong: Houston, the Eagle has landed.
2. Criminal #1: Are you inside?
Criminal #2: The Eagle has landed.
3. Jim: So, did you sleep with Allison yet?
Tim: Dude, the Eagle has landed.
2. Criminal #1: Are you inside?
Criminal #2: The Eagle has landed.
3. Jim: So, did you sleep with Allison yet?
Tim: Dude, the Eagle has landed.
Eagle has Landed by InfrequentNinja January 30, 2004
The Eagle Has Landed
The sexual position which requires one partner, and an RC airplane. To perform the position, you must first have the RC airplane on the man's erect penis, representing the runway for the plane. When all the flight checks meet standards, you may take off, being sure the penis is used as a proper runway. When the airplane is in the air, the other partner must then bend over to simulate the runway in which the plane will land after its journey around Europe. Once all the sights have been seen, you can then proceed to land the plane in the runway , which is the other partner's anus. Then the position is finished with the man ejaculating and shouting, "The Eagle has Landed!"
I finally convinced my wife to do the eagle has landed with me, and I even let her be the pilot. It was a blast!
The Eagle Has Landed by TheEagleLander December 8, 2014
landed gentry
wealthy aristocrats (and/or nobles and/or merchants) living on manorial estates in the countryside and owning slaves or serfs.
Landed gentry, exempt from mandatory military under Catherine The Great of Russia, retired to their estates to live like hedonists; this is part of the reason why Russian society actually degenerated to the point of revolution by 1917.
landed gentry by Uncle Dimma February 18, 2014
the english have landed
Definitely one of the strangest French idiom out there. It translates as “The English have landed” (from a boat). So, what is the relation between the English and menstruating? Well, this expression dates back to Napoleon and the British army, then called the redcoats. Go figure!
Guy 1: Dude, don’t fuck with her today.
Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”
Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”
the english have landed by Ccs46 October 6, 2017