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Lagunatard 

An obnoxiously entitled person who lacks common sense, self-awareness, and a basic understanding of the real world, because they’ve lived in Laguna Beach all their lives and would be unable to survive anywhere else!
” Only a Lagunatard would have the audacity to swing his car door all the way open so that oncoming traffic narrowly misses it!
A group member eager to leave the strip club despite the rest of the party's exuberance.
Tom was being a real lagube at the strip club. He kept begging his friends to take him home.
Lagube by Jogglers February 26, 2009
Its hard to define lajune, she is a rare breed, you will never find another female like her. She is extraordinarily , phenomenal and cut from a different cloth. When lajune faces adversity she will always rise, nothing but god can stop her endeavors. Her beauty is mesmerizing, anyone who gets involved with her will be addicted for life. Not only for her beauty but her loyalty and survival ethics can never be duplicated. Lajune looks a life's obstacles like a obstacle course, knocking each road block down as they come, she is an extreme being, something like out of this world (galactic). The most important thing to know about lajune is, she is a lover and loves hard, but please done cross her, she can become Satan's advocate.
Say, I know u know lajune.. Yea she the baddest chick in these streets right now, she always been a go getter, nothing she does surprises me, I would try and get at her, but she look so damn mean all the time, with her fine self.
lajune by Lajune December 21, 2016

Laguna Beach

A fake show. I live there, and I know the people on the show. Laguna isn't really like that. They just chose the richest, most pampered girl in the city and built the show around her.
The "Real" Laguna Beach would be Talan getting drunk at a party and peeing on my car... SoB.
Laguna Beach by cascacheewa December 22, 2004

Lagumera 

1.The Lagumera originated as a club dance in Southern England. The move consisted of slow, enticing movements involving both the arms being in the air or to the side. Occasionally the two arms would meet in a clap above the head before the dancer would lower the hands in time to the music. Most of the movements are fluid and repetitive.

2.Lagumera is used in Norfolk and Suffolk to describe something of Venus like beauty. It can be an object, person or animal. Often golden, glistening, shimmering and summer themed. It's essence is often floral with gold bar undertones. Lagumera evokes the idea of a venus like sea creature basking in the sun in a golden cave-a demi-god.
Guy 1-Hey look at the girl in the sun. Her blonde hair is glistening, she kind of reminds me of a golden goose. I wonder if she flies into the sun at night.

Guy 2-Yeah she's a lagumera. I bet she can do the dance and everything.
Lagumera by badger12345 April 30, 2010

Renault Laguna 

The Renault Laguna, also known as the "Leaky Lagoon," was a car that was not only great at getting wet, but also great at wetting the ladies. With its sleek and stylish design, the Laguna was a real head-turner on the road. It's spacious interior and advanced technology made it the perfect car for impressing potential dates. Whether it was a romantic night out or a weekend getaway, the Laguna always had a way of making its passengers feel special. So, if you're looking for a car that's not only reliable but also a real ladies' man, the Renault Laguna is the car for you.
Mike: Damn is his suspension broken?
John: Nah, his Renault Laguna is slammed because it's full of ladies.
Renault Laguna by LagunaTrain69 January 15, 2023