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1.The Lagumera originated as a club dance in Southern England. The move consisted of slow, enticing movements involving both the arms being in the air or to the side. Occasionally the two arms would meet in a clap above the head before the dancer would lower the hands in time to the music. Most of the movements are fluid and repetitive.

2.Lagumera is used in Norfolk and Suffolk to describe something of Venus like beauty. It can be an object, person or animal. Often golden, glistening, shimmering and summer themed. It's essence is often floral with gold bar undertones. Lagumera evokes the idea of a venus like sea creature basking in the sun in a golden cave-a demi-god.
Guy 1-Hey look at the girl in the sun. Her blonde hair is glistening, she kind of reminds me of a golden goose. I wonder if she flies into the sun at night.

Guy 2-Yeah she's a lagumera. I bet she can do the dance and everything.
by badger12345 April 27, 2010
Hewcat is a surname referring to a northern woman who has both human and cat tendencies. Often after eating chips, chicken or pizza, said woman will scuttle of to the cupboard and feast on gourmet cat food. She often OD's on Whiskas to the point where she is rolling around uncontrollably on the floor in a spasm. Like most addicts she is in denial of her problem and often uses the excuse of having a cigarette out of the window to spy on the neighbours cats lying naked in the garden. She takes a nip of gourmet cat around with her in a hipflask to add it to food when she's out such as Greg's pasties.
Guy 1-'Hey, did you just see that girl she was of her tits!'
Guy 2-'Yeah she's a Hewcat, you can tell by the Whiskas around her mouth'
by badger12345 April 27, 2010

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