Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.

I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

Emeril Lagasse by Fisty McStoolfingers March 25, 2019

laggermeister 

A person normally 100% german, 100% italian, 100% polish, and 100% lagoff. Normally one who goes to "College College". This person will normally live in a smaller house with a minimum of 5 attics. You would normally yell geet at this guy and call him a lagoff, but due to his other qualifications, you would call him a laggermeister.

That laggermeister thinks he is so much better than every body else and somebody really needs to kick his ass

laggermeister by thegeetguy August 10, 2007

Langston Rendell 

Dumbass who threw his ID at Tyler, The Creator one time.

This dumbass has a fucking slave name.. Langston Rendell..

Langston Rendell by Jim J.M. Milton April 24, 2022

lagga 

Someone or something that is dumb or stupid.

LAGGA! LAGGA! LAGGA!

lagga by M1LLIONZ September 12, 2020

langst 

Lance from voltron angst.

Hey did you read that Langst fic last night?

langst by Kent Jay March 9, 2018

Lagsturbater 

A person who finds pleasure from procrastination.

Jamie was supposed to be here 30 minutes ago, she’s such a lagsturbater.

Lagsturbater by WikiRy February 8, 2019

Shit Lagged 

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.

Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?

Shit Lagged by KMH123 September 28, 2013