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ladycunthryn 

Less of a lady, more of a cunt. A female, erection crushing cessnest. Cervical shuffles lubricated with victims tears are swift, brutal and phallically devastating.
She entered like a lady. A ladycunthryn. She left my hopes and dreams like my dick. Shriveled, ready for self harm and smaller than ever before.

ladybumps 

"i can see your ladybumps!"

Ladylumps 

breasts, but can also include hips, rear end, love handles etc.
"Wow Miss Boozy's ladylumps are the bomb, those curves are smokin hot!"
Ladylumps by Modestojosh February 17, 2010

Ladylumleys

Its a school in North Yorkshire, England.
I go to Ladylumleys.
Ladylumleys by Splishies May 2, 2021

lady cum 

(la'de kum) n. a "cute" and polite way to describe the mysterious fluids that leak out of the female reproductive organs after an orgasm.
"hmm...that is quite a bit of lady cum you have there, ma'am"
lady cum by shadowbadger June 26, 2008
The front bottom of a lady.
My ex-wife is a total ladybum.

What a complete cunt.
ladybum by ColinT January 9, 2008