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Lanceling 

To Lancel is to pull your penis out of a woman and spray your seed on her belly. This is to prevent your seed from quickening in her womb.
Lanceling is the best contraceptive, dude.
Lanceling by Onaan June 29, 2011
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When one is over complicating a conversation with the use of big words or correcting individuals within a conversation with big words. The act is known as "Liddling".
"Matthew stop liddling everyone with your nause...."
"Matthew why do you insist on liddling every time you get involved in a conversation....."
liddling by irish bull January 7, 2016

lardling 

A morbidly obese child.
The lardling draped herself over the subway seat like a voluminous curtain.
lardling by Bobenstein August 28, 2005
A læling, is a person who likes India and is always sucking on his sweatshirt sleeves. He Also have the cheeks of a god and the hair of a munk. Læling is a fantastic and smart person.
Example 1: Læling do you want a napkin? No thanks, i'ma just using ma sleeeves.

Example 2: Lææææææliiiiiing!
læling by Læling defined December 6, 2010
Person 1: Aw dude I totally ladled with her last night
Person 2: Super sweet man, ladling is the bees knees
ladling by CoolBeans34 March 22, 2011
The dominant alpha male straightens his upper extremities and curls his legs in a manner that resembles a ladle. The delicate beta female curls herself into ball and fits perfectly into the males legs, like a lock in a fucking key....or a matza ball in a fucking ladle. That, my dimwitted friends, is ladling...'nuff said
Ladling is fun
Ladling is common
Ladling is the greatest
ladling by The WOOOOSH January 22, 2013