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lobsters 

Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.
Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws
lobsters by ohitssunny February 28, 2010

Lobstersoap

A bunch of faggots doing things that aren't funny...ever.
Adam: Dude, have you been on lobstersoap recently?

David: Yeah man. The shit sucks and really, those faggots should choke on a cock.
Lobstersoap by Tum ta terp a too December 27, 2010

labia lobsters 

pubic lice or crabs
I went down on this bitch last night. When I looked in the mirror this morning, I had her labia lobsters in my eyebrows.
labia lobsters by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

mexican love lobsters

A couple vacationing in Mexico who get sunburned to a crisp and are laid up in their room for the rest of their trip.
While in Puerta Valarta, John and Becky, in their hotel bed, realized they were mexican love lobsters.

pubic lobsters 

Similar to what commomn folk refer to pubic lice and/or crabs. The difference being the much more massive and intense grasp more prevalent when reffered to as a lobster. Dont want it. It sucks. Ask Tyler!
Fuckin pubic lobsters been camped out in my pubes now for like a month and still aint payed no rent. Motherfuckers!
pubic lobsters by born 2b wilde September 26, 2006

fear of lobsters 

lobsterusphobius
from the greek root lobsterus, meaning lobster added with the greek root phobius, meaning phobia.
Sentence: You're friend has lobsterusphobius. She has a fear of lobsters.

fear of lobsters by omelia August 30, 2006