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Labia lady tonight 

The original title for the Frank Sinatra classic; 'Luck, be a lady tonight.' The title was changed after producers found that focus groups struggled to relate to lyrics about a woman comprised almost entirely of cuntflaps.
Frank (singing in studio): 'Labia lady tonight, your beef curtains gave me a fright'
Producer: 'Ahhh, Frank, those lyrics really aren't doing it for me- I think fans will struggle to relate to a woman with engorged labia'
Frank: (farts disapprovingly)
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adjective

1. being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of Labatt Blue; intoxicated.

2. pertaining to or caused by intoxication or intoxicated persons by way of Labatt Blue, nearly exclusively.
He and his friends bought cases of Labatt Blue with designs on getting Lablasted.

"I was so Lablasted that I don't even remember breaking into the neighbor's garage and stealing all of those roller derby medals."
Lablasted by Tsunami of Swag December 23, 2012

labial flappage 

Holy shit, look at the labial flappage on that hoe
labial flappage by Yaggggi December 21, 2022

Labia Salad 

Coined term by Patrick Cloud from the YouTube channel "All Def" meaning a woman's vagina doused in your favorite salad dressing.
Tina: I want to spice things up in the bedroom
Mike: I've always wanted to try a Labia Salad... I'll get the French dressing.
Labia Salad by FlyingV92 May 13, 2020

flappy labia 

the lips of the vagina that hang a bit!
When i was running the other day my flappy labia swaying in the breeze.
flappy labia by Lisa & Bec May 24, 2006

Large labia

The labia minora (singular: labium minus) or nymphae are two longitudinal cutaneous folds, that normally vary widely in size from woman to woman. "Large" labia is in reference to women whose labia minora stick out somewhat from inside the outer vulva. It is a beautiful thing.
Large labia by OhCinderella September 26, 2008