La Máquina Camaleön is an Ecuadorian band internationally known for the psychedelic songs its main composer and singer, Felipe Tres Marías a.k.a "el camaleón" develops during intense sessions of substance abuse (mainly ayahuasca, mescaline, shrooms and yahuarlocro) and philosophical debate.

Loco, I saw la máquina camaleön yesterday!, it was life changing!

La Máquina Camaleön by franklyfloyd March 4, 2017

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La Mancha Screwjob

When you give a Weezer fan a drunken blowjob while listening and crying to Pinkerton, wishing Weezer would return to their old sound

“Man,,, Mary gave me such a wild La Mancha Screwjob last night”

“Blue is better than Pinkerton dude”

La Mancha Screwjob by cuomonnoli October 27, 2017

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Lays Plastiqué la Moose

East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.

Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.

Lays Plastiqué la Moose by Sharkey & Bubbles March 10, 2023

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