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Kylophonia 

A sensation of hearing sounds oddly reminiscent of human defecation, sometimes as though coming from the sky, only occurring during viewings of any of the movies in the last Star Wars Trilogy (Episodes VII-IX). Usually reaches maximal intensity when watching Episodes 8 and 9. Pronunciation not to be confused with California, the Golden State.
Chuckford: "I keep thinking someone is in the bathroom making a right mess whenever I hit play on The Last Jedi. How odd..."

Rastafarian Billy: "Oh, that's just kylophonia - I hear the rank sounds of shit exiting a human ass hole eminating from the heavens every time I watch this movie, too."

Chuckford: "Hmmm... yeah, that seems about right."
Kylophonia by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Kamephobia 

The extreme dislike or fear of Kame
Twitter won’t let me tweet something, this is kamephobia
Kamephobia by Kamethesimp September 25, 2020

kyokophobia

a demigirl lesbian who is completely dog water at almost everything and gets straight A’s in social studies
skeletot: “u know kyokophobia?”
u: “no?”
kyokophobia: “hi”
skeletot: “go back in ur hiding hole

Kamephobia 

The extreme hate or fear towards Kame. More specifically twitter user Kamethechef.
Omg you think I’m sus? Bye this is Kamephobia
Kamephobia by Kamethesimp September 22, 2020

Krgophobia

A fear that somewhere, somehow, in some parallel dimension a mysterious Krga is watching you.
Nemanja has a Krgophobia.
Krgophobia by Zwayne December 25, 2020

Kylephobia

kylephobia is the fear of an unusually short, fat penis
-more commonly known as a choad
I couldn't date Tommy any longer, my kylephobia was kicking in everytime we tried to fool around
Kylephobia by iLoveIt July 29, 2008