(Noun) Slang for vagina, usually used to describe a very bad smell.
Normal Guy: Aw, dude it stinks in here! Don't you smell it?

Sick Guy #1: Ahhh, glorious... isn't it?

Sick Guy #2: Yes, indeed. I do love the smell of kweef in the morning.

Normal Guy: ......You guys are fucking douches.
by Miner 69'er August 22, 2006
4 more definitions
Top Definition
The expulsion of vaginal gas; a pussy fart.
"You are such a queef".
"I was cornholing my ol' lady and she queefed".
by Jebus December 30, 2004
When a girl farts out of her pussy.
When a girl farts from her pussy.
by tyler September 01, 2004
a jujub or soft candy that elementary school kids use as a funny insult
kid 1: trick or treat smell my feet gemme sumthing good to "insert name" is a kweef!
kid 2: HAHAHAH lol
by ARCANE(zan) November 16, 2006
Someone who acts gay for a laugh but is very straight, they make look gay but not nessecerily are, they may just like to take pride in there appearance or just like to look good. They are usually increadibly vain
Robbie: Your so gay
Me: Thats not what your mum was saying last night.
Robbie: What?
Me: Yeh i'm not gay, i'm just kweef
by Coopie June 17, 2005

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