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History: The Kulzy came about in the year 1975 and has been adopted as an adjective widely used in New Jersey. Usually only used to describe men, it can refer to certain women.
The master of the universe. A man who has given up his life for the sake of discovering bias. Apparently a Kulzy is so able to do this that he can even find bias in statistical analysis generated by computers. A Kulzy can be any person that spends most of his life in a library, either being a librarian or reading. Kulzy's have been known to wander the streets of New Jersey in search of DBQs and FRQs. It is also possible for the scent of Kulzy's lair to overpower people into submission. Kulzy's have been known to accidentally offend people without even realizing it.
Common Attributes of a Kulzy:
*Historian
*Old
*Has a lair
*Cultural Phenomenon
*Grumpy
*Hates Witches

Rich: "I'm confused what do we have to do man?"

Christian: "Uh oh, seems like you have been confuzzled by a Kulzy today...basically"

Esau: "Kulzy is the master of the universe."

B: "I just saw a Kulzy wandering the library!"

Rich: "I'm still confused."
Kulzy by DBQ King March 17, 2009
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Kulzyphobia 

Phobia of entering into the realm of Mr. Kulzy, because when you see him, he has already seen you and has found the perfect essay to make your life a living Hell. Studies show that about 10 people are diagnosed with this extreme phobia each year. No medications are available and its very unlikely to find one any time soon.
It is very hard to live the same way that you where used to once you have wondered in room 121. Once you are in that room within 10 days or less you will have Kulzyphobia. Our Best advice. STAY AWAY FROM NJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kulzyphobia by The Blur's Friend February 1, 2009
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Kuzey by Toxmoll September 23, 2016
Adj.
With it, sensible. Cool, collected, and making some sort of sense.
That guy is so kuzy, he could rule Luxemborg.
kuzy by Mr. Zig January 13, 2005
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Kazlyn is amazeing.
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A 49 year old man who freaks out a lot.
KurlyD gets mad so fast
KurlyD by Le Canadian March 1, 2021
Kully is one of the most amazing guys on the planet.
Once you have a Kully never let him go, coz if you do, you might never get him back.
A charmer amongst the ladies and an assest to his fellow people.
Witty and incredible, Kully knows how its done (:
I wish I had a Kully
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