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someone who has different sized boobs with uneven nipples, feels the need to take pictures of herself naked and post them on the internet to make herself feel better. but she never does, cause she's an emo wannabe
holy fuck they look like kurky's!!!

ohmygod. last night i fucked someone with kurky's!
by magandy December 12, 2007
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