One of my all-time favorite movies. Includes such great lines as "I am a great magician. Your clothes are red!"
and "You go that way. I'll go home." And, by the way, for all you Kung Pow fanatics out there (people like me), I have heard that there is a sequel due out in February. I can't wait!
and "You go that way. I'll go home." And, by the way, for all you Kung Pow fanatics out there (people like me), I have heard that there is a sequel due out in February. I can't wait!
by the ladies man December 9, 2003
An Australian term for taking off one of your thongs or double pluggas and slapping the dickhead who pissed you off across the face with it
by lockie0069 September 5, 2011
The name of easily the funniest damn kung-fu rip ever made! Anyone who doesn't like it is clearly a fucking squarehead who couldn't have a sense of humor if his life depended on it. Director Steve Oedekirk (spelling?) said that a sequel, for NOW, would be impossible because of the fact that making Kung Pow was expensive, and since it flopped, it further hurt the possibility.
"Naaaaaaahahaaaaaa....."
-Betty, aka Master Pain
SOME PUNKASS : "Aw that movie was fucking retarded."
ME : "That was the whole idea; that's why it's funny!"
SOME PUNKASS : "I know but they made a good job on making it retarded."
ME : "Squarehead...-_-' "
-Betty, aka Master Pain
SOME PUNKASS : "Aw that movie was fucking retarded."
ME : "That was the whole idea; that's why it's funny!"
SOME PUNKASS : "I know but they made a good job on making it retarded."
ME : "Squarehead...-_-' "
by Dave January 17, 2004
Kung fu is one of a number of Chinese martial arts designed to refine the body and the mind. It is perhaps one of the most widely known Chinese martial arts, because many films incorporate kung fu techniques. There are hundreds of styles of kung fu taught all over the world, although they can be loosely divided into two camps: Shaolin style kung fu, and other techniques, some of which have a history which out dates the Shaolin order. Kung fu is seen with a variety of different spellings including gung fu and gong fu. This spelling variation is due to the difficulty of transliterating from Chinese to other languages. During the 19th and early 20th centuries, Chinese was transliterated using the Wade-Giles system, which transposed the Chinese “g” sound with a “k.” Parts of China and Taiwan still use the Wade-Giles system, but most of China has begun to use pinyin, which has replaced the “k” of the Wade-Giles system with a “g.” Bruce Lee and other famous martial artists from China also used the “g” when talking about gung fu. Shaolin gung fu has its origins in the fifth century. Like some other martial arts, it began in religious temples, where the monks sought a mind and body discipline.
In addition to the fighting style, kung fu also includes mental exercises and religious practices designed to balance the whole body. Kung fu is fundamentally about aligning the practitioner with chi, the life force which is believed to move all around us. Shaolin temples resembled universities, integrating a wide range of subjects of study. Therefore, traditional Shaolin styles such as Wing Chun, Crane, Praying Mantis, and Hung Gar incorporate knowledge from fields outside martial arts, such as the healing arts and meditation. Advocates for Shaolin styles believe that they are more rounded martial arts styles, and that practitioners will benefit from them on a whole body level. Other fighting styles, some of which predate the Shaolin style, are also lumped under the kung fu umbrella. They include Pa-Kua, Eagle Claw, and Eight Drunken Immortals styles. These kung fu disciplines are not considered to be Shaolin style because they did not originate in temples, and are focused primarily on fighting techniques. Whether Shaolin or otherwise, kung fu is characterized by self defense tactics which turn the energy of an attacker against him or her. Although the techniques may vary, individual kung fu styles teach grapples, throws, kicks, punches, and the use of weapons such as staffs. In addition to the physical discipline, most kung fu styles place an emphasis on respect, honor, and living a balanced life.
by Dancing with Fire January 8, 2011
The best parody movie EVAR.
The best ventriliquists in a movie EVAR
I'm watching it right now. Anyone who says it sucks is retarded.
The best ventriliquists in a movie EVAR
I'm watching it right now. Anyone who says it sucks is retarded.
"You go that way, I'll go home"
"I've CHOSEN the large tub"
"What time is it?".. "Hammer time!"
" I swing a bit more"
"I swing a bit less"
"Beware his song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it"
"nnnyyyyaaahhhh, tiger, tiger tiger. Bird. Birdie nyaah, birdie"
"I've CHOSEN the large tub"
"What time is it?".. "Hammer time!"
" I swing a bit more"
"I swing a bit less"
"Beware his song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it"
"nnnyyyyaaahhhh, tiger, tiger tiger. Bird. Birdie nyaah, birdie"
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
Hilarious, fake-dubbed martial-arts parody. Includes a brief intermission, a man swinging a chain, repetitive zooming-effects and a woman with one breast.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003
The surprise underground hit of the year, a virtual feel-good movie, a triumph of the human spirit... Ah, baloney, it's a ridiculously funny yet absurdly inane martial arts flick starring Jim Carrey's old partner, Steve Oedekirk. Makes you laugh 'til you hurl.
"How do like my face-to-foot style?"
"I'm sure that on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is that this is Earth."
"I'm sure that on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is that this is Earth."
by Larry C. January 19, 2004