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by :weary: October 4, 2018
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Kung-pow-pussy: A vagina with the capabilities to give out more than 5 STD's thus destroying a penis

Def 2: A derogatory term for the vagina of an asian female

Def 3: A female that simply knows martial arts
"Hello friends, i ate me some kung-pow-pussy last night."

"That kung-pow-pussy kicked the hell outta my cock"
by Jacob Lawliet April 10, 2010
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When an asian does a superman on dat hoe. After emptying a bag of General Toa's Orange Chicken into a female's spread labia, the asian is required to put red hot sauce AND his tiny penis into the vagina.
That freakin' asian did a kung pow yow on my girl!
by Big Dick Sean Silvercock June 18, 2009
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when a chicken gets nasty it goes KUNG POW ON OUR ASSES AND OPENS UP 10 CANS OF WHOOP-ASS!!!!
by EAT_THE_FUNKY_CHICKEN_plz December 18, 2004
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When a girl grabs your dick squeezes it really really hard then chops at it like a karate expert then she puts it on a flat surface and punches it and does elbow drops then finally leaves the man on his own ,crying over the fact that he just got pwned.
Wow, dude last night ... my girlfriend gave me the old kung pow clutch
by Jdiggityshit February 8, 2008
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Kung pow penis is a entity or a person or whatever you want it to be whatever it is it’s with infinite knowledge and it’s also a ultimate superior supreme religion.
Ching Chong:Yo have you heard of my religion.
Bing Bong:No I haven’t what is it.
Ching Chong:It’s Kung pow Penis

Bing Bong:So what type of religion is Kung Pow Penis.
Ching Chong:It is the ultimate superior supreme religion.
Bing Bong: *Dies*
by Kung Pow Penis August 12, 2018
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When you want to insult someone you just can't stand.
It suddenly makes you feel like the "most electrifying man in all entertainment".
The Rock " You put me down when I am not around to answer back..... man, you are just a Kung Pow Bitch"
by Mister Mr February 29, 2012
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