1 definition by Jdiggityshit

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When a girl grabs your dick squeezes it really really hard then chops at it like a karate expert then she puts it on a flat surface and punches it and does elbow drops then finally leaves the man on his own ,crying over the fact that he just got pwned.
Wow, dude last night ... my girlfriend gave me the old kung pow clutch
by Jdiggityshit February 07, 2008

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