kuff

to strike by any means necessary normally with a slap or a backhander

hafifa gave me a big kuff for calling her tonka tough

by cc July 5, 2004

kuff

slang for cocaine

'Leave me a line of that kuff star.'

by conjunction July 16, 2003

Kuff Kuff

A guy that loves kids so much that he impregnates any female that will let him.

Kuff Kuff luv da' Kids!

by black March 14, 2003

Kuff

A picture of a girl peeing, usually taken by one of her girl friends, and usually in an intoxicated state. The most common Kuff is a girl on the toilet, followed closely by a girl squatting outside.

"Whoa, the girl in this Kuff has got a Brazilian goin' on down there!"

by JakeBarnes July 27, 2006

Kuffs

A delightfully underrated motion picture from 1992 starring Christian Slater and Milla Jovavich. Slater is George Kuffs, a high school dropout who takes over his brother's security business after his death. It's up to George to stop his brother's killer and investigate a stolen art ring. It's one part Lethal Weapon and one part Ferris Bueller in this cinematic tour-de-force by Slater. Also quite possibly the greatest film ever made by living man.

I was watching Kuffs yesterday and simply do not understand why Christian Slater did not win an MTV movie award for his performance. I get furious every time I think about the snug of teh critical masterpiece.

by _gerrad April 12, 2010

Kuff

adjective describing something tight, sweet or cool to the fullest possible extent

You gotta go see Gran Torino, that movie was kuff as hell!

by kufflos January 16, 2009

Kuffs

The act of connecting all your pink parts with feces.

Gerrad had to eat a lot to be able to expel enough feces to complete a Kuffs.

by FuRyUs April 12, 2010