krusty crab

the act of taking your foot
putting the big toe in a woman's vagina. simultaneously putting the pinky toe in her ass..and pinching.

"hey you know the head cheerleader at school? i gave her a krusty crab last night!"

"no way dude!"

krusty crab by balh! October 27, 2008

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krusty crab

when you have sex with a krusty vagina with crabs which then transfers to your dick.

That girl gave ma a krusty crab last nite it was wack.

krusty crab by vkp January 26, 2008

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Krusty crab

Restaurant under the sea

Is this the krusty crab?
No this is Patrick!

Krusty crab by Soup boy August 8, 2019

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Krusty Crab

When sweat, soap, or dirt get caked under your ball sack and causes it to crust.

Being defined as, "Oh man, that dirty job gave me a severe case of the Krusty Crab."

Krusty Crab by LissaBug April 6, 2017

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The krusty crab

A place where you go to in the bakini bottom to eat a nice burger cooked by SpongeBob

Hey plankton let's go get a Krabby Patty at the krusty crab

The krusty crab by The 'heaven'ly yeeter February 14, 2019

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Rusty Krusty crab reach around

The act of getting pegged by your girl while she reaches around and jerks you off with a rusty set of grill tongs.

Dude, your sister gave me the Rusty krusty crab reach around last night. It was sick!

Rusty Krusty crab reach around by Lickalottapuss88 February 2, 2022

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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