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krustface 

the above definition of krustface is totally incorrect
i am glad to say that jonathan smith has been cured of krustface
krustface by anglosaxon December 16, 2004
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Krustface 

Krustface is a disease. It is when you eat mouldy krusty bread and then in a few days your face is full of krust
Jonny Smith has Krustface
Krustface by Pauk Dancer February 11, 2003

krauss krossface 

a cockslap that occurs while ejaculating
last night i gave my girlfriend the krauss krossface,took a video and showed it to several people
krauss krossface by E Chubs August 30, 2007

Krustaceon 

When a girl friend's underwear become krusted with sweet love nectar from doing strenuous amounts of pilates.

A nickname for a dirty slut who doesn't cleanse her vaginal area nearly as often as she should.
What's the large clump in your underwear? Oh, it's just a Krustaceon!

Krustaceon was too busy lifting her legs high in the air while doing pilates to bother to rinse out her snatch.

Krustaceon by Ayeisha Muhammad August 9, 2008

kussface 

a girl who is always doing kuss-like things.
Michelle is SUCH a kussface.
kussface by ghettouzbekgirl April 1, 2010

krustacious 

gross, disgusting looking shemale mofo/milf that ya wanna punch in the ovaries
roscoes mom is very krustacious
krustacious by travis a.k.a milk April 11, 2005

Krumface 

After watching an episode of the simpsons, this seemed like a natural progression of.....Krumbum
F**k off you Krumface.
Krumface by Josh H November 17, 2004
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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