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Krustface 

Krustface is a disease. It is when you eat mouldy krusty bread and then in a few days your face is full of krust
Jonny Smith has Krustface
Krustface by Pauk Dancer February 11, 2003

krauss krossface 

a cockslap that occurs while ejaculating
last night i gave my girlfriend the krauss krossface,took a video and showed it to several people
krauss krossface by E Chubs August 30, 2007

Krustaceon 

When a girl friend's underwear become krusted with sweet love nectar from doing strenuous amounts of pilates.

A nickname for a dirty slut who doesn't cleanse her vaginal area nearly as often as she should.
What's the large clump in your underwear? Oh, it's just a Krustaceon!

Krustaceon was too busy lifting her legs high in the air while doing pilates to bother to rinse out her snatch.

Krustaceon by Ayeisha Muhammad August 9, 2008

kussface 

a girl who is always doing kuss-like things.
Michelle is SUCH a kussface.
kussface by ghettouzbekgirl April 1, 2010

krustacious 

gross, disgusting looking shemale mofo/milf that ya wanna punch in the ovaries
roscoes mom is very krustacious
krustacious by travis a.k.a milk April 11, 2005

Krumface 

After watching an episode of the simpsons, this seemed like a natural progression of.....Krumbum
F**k off you Krumface.
Krumface by Josh H November 17, 2004
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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