Krunking

Krunking is when a person shoots a thick, creamy paste. The only way to get the gooey paste off is by going to doge land river and washing it off

Me and the boys where krunking on this doge

by Pizza0967 November 26, 2021

Krunking

To have a wank while having a cry.

"He's so lonely, he's krunking himself to sleep."

by KelC210 March 8, 2019

krunked

krunked is achieved by getting to the point of maximum partyness , or to party in such epic way
also can be used in a term as to go get high or drunk/use substances . Or in my favorite use of this word is "to fuck shit up"

lets go get krunked
oh damn i just krunked up the toilet

by PleaseDon'tTouchMyPp December 18, 2018

Krunked

A state of mental instability that leads to you becoming extraordinarily tapped. It can cause mandem to act in an incredibly sus manner. On the other hand it can also be a state of euphoria and affection that creates a deeper bonding between the mandem, that others can not comprehend.

Bro I beg you stop you're being too krunked

by G2 Trappy November 22, 2020

Krunked

Verb,
The act of murdering a child with a sledgehammer

Big Bob absolutely krunked that child, there was nothing left

by November 3, 2020

krunked

being so high and drunk you are slurring your words around 11 p.m, cross-eyed while stuffing your face with food and not really caring what kind of food it is and bragging about it the next morning

dude, i was so hammered last night... i was krunked!

by fufuhjm,udfhm,fifu,fduyjtyje April 9, 2019

krunked

The act of being so drunk that you think you are Kronk from the Emperors New Groove

Dude I was so Krunked last night i started singing my own theme song and making spinach puffs for Kuzco

by Handsome.pete November 8, 2019