by Ayooolitttgang January 24, 2018
by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019
Obviously, really really ridiculously ugly, a person with no friends, no social life and a particularly gargantuan penis.
(Which promotes his sexual life.)
Goes best with chocolate and whipped cream.
Watch out for stray hairs.
(Which promotes his sexual life.)
Goes best with chocolate and whipped cream.
Watch out for stray hairs.
God, Kristofer's such a loser but he has such an extremely large penis that he gets laid more often than a bed at a mattress store.
by gorillagirl69 February 21, 2010
by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019
He's that one depressed kid, that noone really cares about, but u still want him here and there.
Like U usually talk about him but when he's there u don't care about him. They have a great soul, they are most of times there when u need them, and they are really friendly and can help u in ur problems or struggles, both mentally and physically. Most of the time girls stay away from him and that's what starts the depression. Someone should really help Kristof :((
Like U usually talk about him but when he's there u don't care about him. They have a great soul, they are most of times there when u need them, and they are really friendly and can help u in ur problems or struggles, both mentally and physically. Most of the time girls stay away from him and that's what starts the depression. Someone should really help Kristof :((
1. Person one: That guy is so depressed, he must have struggles, he must be a Kristof.
2. Person two: Wow this Kristof Really helped me. He's such a good listener.
2. Person two: Wow this Kristof Really helped me. He's such a good listener.
A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.
by The K Master April 18, 2008
An attractive, intelligent, kind, charming, reliable and extremely humble person. His brothers are Arman Tolikov aka @illis03 and Gullianau Toukou aka @gbt242.
Look at that 'Kristof Gombosuren'! He's just so perfect isn't he? dikke so illis en lgbtc+ natuuuuurlijk
by fardeenshenoarmani January 16, 2022