A gay bass player who plays grab ass with men and calls them gay to hide his sexuality
A kristoff slithered over squeezed a mans ass grappled and began to hump viggorusly
by Wickedx November 9, 2012
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A big big hairy man whom lives in a land of wonder and potatoes, Scottsdale.

he loves gerbals and charlies small wang.

<3 xoxoxoxox
Kristoff: Grrr im a big hairy gorilla from the scottsdale B&B.

Kristoff: Hello

Kristoff: Charlie Chang has a tiny wang! <3
by janandholga August 13, 2008
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A multi-sexual-predator-fruit that lives in the south of Sweden.

If you see one, for the love of god do not approach it! It will try to have sexual intercourse with you. Simply Say:
"Jag är från Norrland"
And he will quickly run away frightened.
Kristoffer Lindmark
by ByggBoB November 21, 2012
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Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!
"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!

"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.
by NotKristofferHandeland123 February 16, 2022
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1) A Chivalrous, Sweet, Dashing, Adorable guy

2) Cute, Omniscient, loved my Girls & hated by boys

This name is the rarest of the rare. Person with this name is cool & dashing, like to hide his identity. Colleague are more likely to hate him due jealousy of his success, fame & dashing personality:)

Gleam Kristoff likes to play indoor games like Clash of Clans. The most fascinating thing is when he goes out in public area, Girls stare at him with the eyes of love. His pleasent smile makes the others heart raised.
New Girl: Why are you girls standing here & peeping out of window?
Girls: Can't you see GLEAM KRISTOFF is passing by! What an awesome personality!!<3
by Dialoguebox November 26, 2021
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A famous, rich, cool, charming, handsome, and amazing guy. He knows how to make a girl feel good and has a lot of fun. He is also smart, is good at fortnite, and has a lot of friends. Lastly Charlie is just a kind guy in general and has a ton of crushes.
"Charlie Kristoff is the best guy ever" she said.
by CoolGuyRick69 April 8, 2019
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