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Kris Woolfrey 

a field where whiffle ball was once played, formerly known as Kristopher Park, the field is now vacant of smiles and dreams. One day before too long the two teams who played there will reunite for one more game and the Park will be filled with fans smiling, laughing and loving one more time.
The two beloved teams played many of games at Kristopher Park. The games were filled with laughter, fun and love. Hopefully, one day Kristopher Park will be the place where Kris Woolfrey will defend his World Championship and the two team will come together to rekindle their love of the game.
Kris Woolfrey by JKW69 July 27, 2006
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God dammit Kris where the fuck are we?!?! 

this meme is particularly used in pop culture points and shitposts, as you can put them in ridiculous places, much like other green screen memes. this meme originated from toby fox's game delta rune where suzie is bewildered while kris is soulless as usual.
-God dammit Kris where the fuck are we?!?!
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|we're in idk |
|urban dictionary* |
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-fuck!
Kris Wu by Taenun April 5, 2022

kris white 

'Kris white' or 'kris' is a word commonly associated with everything amazing and great, also can be used to describe a feeling of greatness.
'man goes skydiving he described the feeling he felt as kris white'
kris white by jewwej August 23, 2011

Some new guy different person same named Kris Wu

Some new guy different person same named Kris Wu
Some new guy different person same named Kris Wu
A very attractive Chinese man who used to be in the group EXO. However he realised how much SM suck and left to do stuff on his own. He's now an extremely talented, successful man who has starred alongside Rihanna and Cara Delevigne in movies and has a song about juice.
Girl A: wow have you seen that movie?

Girl B: yes. I literally only went for Kris Wu
kris wu by Iloveexo August 31, 2017
It is a popular adjective for small toothpick-like penis on Weibo (a Chinese social media platform).

It was created by Weibo users based on the recent rape allegations towards the popular singer/actor Kris Wu. According to one of his victim, Kris Wu likes to ask girls he sleeps with whether or not he has a large penis.
Kris: Oops, my penis is too big, sorry if it hurts you.

Doodoo: Oh, don’t worry, it’s very Kris Wu.
Kris Wu by I love Rakan July 18, 2021